Katie said lately…

by Papi

“Mommy, baby is not big like me. She is small, like… herself.”

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– Mommy, whats on your tummy!?
– Cream.
– For your scratches? (aka stretch marks)?
– Yes.
– Well, they are not getting any better.

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“Mommy, I’m very cute, right”

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“Mommy, you’re fatty and I’m skinny”

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– Mommy u hurt my feelings!
– What did I do to hurt your feelings, Kate?
– U just did.
– Well sorry, Kate, I didn’t mean to.
– Don’t say sorry, that doesn’t help!

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K: Mommy, I can sleep on my tummy! Like… A plane!
Me: Mhm.
K: Noo! Planes don’t sleep! Planes fly. In the sky. Like… Like… Another plane.

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We are watching Lord of the rings and Katie sees the fellowship of the ring walking in this order: Legolas, Gimli, the hobbits and she says “Look mommy, a girl, a monster, a boy, a boy, a boy…”

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“Mommy, I slipped and hurt my feelings”

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Katie: Mommy turn your watch on!
Me: My watch doesn’t light up like daddy’s, Kate.
Katie: Can I turn it like this?
Me: It doesn’t do that either.
Katie: What does it do?
Me: It shows time.
Katie: Oh… 

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“No, daddy! I talkin’ now! I small boss!”

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